Bud Light Lime

A beer introduced by Anheuser Busch in an attempt to compete with the sudden fad of lime flavored drinks. This beer appeals to men who want to look like they're drinking beer when in fact they're drinking a Sprite in a beer can. This beer is for the guy who doesn't like the taste of beer nor the perception of drinking a Mike's Hard Lemonade. Bud Light Lime was created for homosexuals who wanted to project the image that they were, "just one of the boys."

Mitch: I don't understand where all my Bud Light Limes went.
Aaron: I think all those fags on that boat next to us helped themselves. They wouldn't touch the banquet beer because it tastes like masculinity. Why do you drink that shit anyways?
Mitch: It's got more alcohol in it than regular beer and it tastes like summer.
Aaron: All I heard was, blah blah blah I'm a tiity baby.

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