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noun: A raging boner that a University of Wisconsin - Green Bay student receives upon the membership within one of the many "leadership opportunities" on campus. The leadership boner can result from membership in NRHH, NACURH, GLACURH, RHAA, CAB, Community Council, etc. The degree to which a leader is involved is measured by this boner. The more fully torqued an individual is, the more excited/involved he or she is with leadership opportunities. Presence of the leadership boner indicates that the individual holding the boner is sexually frustrated due to the lack of a sexual partner, or "fuck buddy." Reason being, leadership tends to inhibit a sex life.
Fun Fact:
The size of the leadership boner is also directly related to the amount of state funding wasted on "leadership opportunities." With the increasing size of the boner comes more wasteful spending.
"Mitchell, I noticed that you are fully torqued!"
"Yes, Aaron, indeed I am. I was just nominated for NRHH, and I'm on my way to CAB! All this leadership lately has given me a very full leadership boner."
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noun: An umbrella term meaning, or relating to, being involved in lame/pointless/time-wasting/tax-dollar-wasting/tuition-dollar-wasting "opportunities" at the University of Wisconsin - Green Bay. Those who participate in "leadership" often participate in one of six organizations that have different names, but are actually all the same thing. They also find themselves lacking in the friends department - they are losers and have nothing else better to do. Often times you'll find a "leader" as just the opposite as Webster defines. In fact, leadership is super exciting for these "leaders" that they often get a leadership boner (see "leadership boner"). They become so fully torqued at the word "leadership" that they pop a juicy, raging boner. This boner stays raging until they have been properly sucked off and/or banged. Unfortunately for them, "leadership" is women repellent. The leadership boner almost never reverts to the flaccid state. In a nutshell, "leadership" is a word used to give false credit and affirmations to lame college students as well as the mentally retarded.
"Hey Mitchell, would you like to participate in leadership since we have no friends?!"
"Yes Aaron, I would love to get a boner over false productivity and occupy our time with uselessness while failing to be an adequate member of society!"
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