Steven

Not to confuse with those athletic tall douchebags named STEPHEN who shouldn't even be on the same level as a guy named STEVEN. Steven is the nicest, sexiest, nerdiest guy who has an amazing accent and can get any girl he wants (especially any girl that Stephen is interested in). He is just suave and sophisticated and well endowed... If you know what I mean.

Which is better, the best quality of Stephen or the worst quality of Steven? Oh! Steven, of course.

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