Kid Card

Using son or daughter as an excuse to either go to or miss a certain event e.g. work.

Whassup homes...you already at home from work?
Yeah, had to pick up my son.
Ah gotcha - played your "Kid Card" again, eh? You slacker!

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GTG

Abbreviation for "Get together" - a random social event usually after work amongst cohorts or associates. Useful when texting or emailing.

Sup ya'll going to the GTG after work?

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tump

To turn upside down or turn over.

"Freda, that really make your point when you tump over that dumpster"

Can't find my ass

A state of being overwhelmed, especially when starting a new job. Or simply not being able to get a project, task, or assignment started due to either mass confusion or a lack of organization.

Joe: Wanna go to lunch man? Was thinking the noon buffet at the Men's Club. You in?
Cecil: Naa, started this new gig...I can't find my ass right now, so just working thru lunch I guess.
Joe: OK dude. Well, don't work too hard.

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Pippi Longcrotching

Derived from the Swedish fictional children's character, an affliction that can occur in men at any when they have a difficult time wearing slacks off-the-shelf. While fitting these pant sizes, they find that a given waist size is too small, and subsequently move up to the next waist size, only to find that the length of the crotch approaches the mid-thigh length, or beyond. The trouser gives the appearance of an untailored look, and reveals an overly long front panel and extended crotch.

Lee: "Dude, new slacks"?

Tom: "Yeah"

Lee: "Wow man, did you get those off the shelf? They don't fit! You're sporting the Pippi Longcrotching look."

Tom: "I know.... What you looking at anyway?"

Lee: "Hard not to notice, bro, sorry."

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Da Fauq

Polite way for writing 'What the fuck?', useful when posting in newspaper forums or other internet boards where curse words are not allowed

yo yo you just ran into my car! Da Fauq!!!

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shootin' match

Not an activity related to firearms or weapons, but rather a southern U.S. term used to represent a group of people or objects.

Ray Ray: "Whatcha doin' this weekend Bubba?"

Bubba: "Man I'm watching golf. Tiger Woods ain't playin' though. Out with a back injury. You know, if I was he, I'd take my strength coach, cardio coach, lifting coach, and any other coach or trainer that I had and fire the whole shootin' match. They done messed that dude up; ain't none of 'em worth a shit."

Ray Ray: "Yeah too bad for him huh?"

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