Warowl

Justin Timberlake

Is that Warowl?
No that’s Justin Timberlake

Be Funny Now

A bug ridden, free to play mobile/“pc” game that died within 3 months after release. Was resurrected for a week when the developer re designed the game to be essentially quiplash 4, but proceeded to die a slow, painful death.

Person 1: Hey, do you play “be funny now?”

Person 2: I used to but there was a bug that kept cutting of my answers and then nobody played anyways. The nail in the coffin was when the daily question broke for like 3 months.

Person 1: Yiakes

we buy any car

The catchiest jingle on TV

Person a: don’t do it
Person b: FIND OUT HOW MUCH YOUR CARS WORTH AT WE BUY ANY CAR DOT COM
Person a: now that’s going to be stuck in my head for the rest of my life

Srank

Definitely a racial slur in 2035

Person A: “Yo I just got a srank on this sonic level”
Person B: “Oh it’s 2035 and that’s a racial slur so you’re cancelled now”
Person A: “Oh”