elsfruity

you are so handsome and i love you so much you are the best friend i could ever ask for and even though we have been through drama i will always stay by your side <3

i love elsfruity they are my favorite duo on minecraft

asthma

A condition that prevents a man from doing something unless he has permission from his wife or girlfriend. Everytime they're invited to do something they respond "I gotta asthma girl" or "I gotta asthma (ask my) wife"

Guy A: Where's John
Guy B: Man, you know he can't go nowhere. That fool got asthma.

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karl

Any Asian boy or man.

Look at the group of Karls over there at that table

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fruityj4d3

a really cool person who is hot and sexy and makes good content. i love you

oh em geee are you fruityj4d3 because im in love with you ;)