devious lick

a devious kick is a good type of theft, it’s a brilliant type of theft, it is a god-sent theft, it is an alpha-like theft. it radiates major black air force energy. these menaces to society are top tier, they can steal items from school without getting caught, they are what we should all thrive towards. this event should be marked in history books. we are the future!

Antonym (e.g.): angelic yield

Person #1: Guess what, I just hit the most devious lick, I stole the soap dispensers😈😈
Person #2: Nah bro I HIT the most devious kick, I stole the toilet😈😈😈😈😈🐺🐺🩸🔪💉💉

Everskies

Everskies is a site made for a bunch of whiny and overly sensitive teens and adults above the age of 13 to play. They will complain about literally anything, and chances are you will probably end up getting banned or muted for making a joke. People love calling the mods racist and homophobic, even though half of the mods are literally poc and/or part of the lgbtq community themselves, but es users are not ready to hear that. Be aware that anything you say will be taken out of context to fit any narrative the users want.

“BAJAHAH GIRL BYE”
everskies user with she/her pronouns: “Not you being homophobic”
es user: “wdym??”
person with she/her pronouns:”DONT CALL ME GIRL, YOUR HOMOPHOBIC, RACIST AND ABLEIST”
es users: agree and mass report you and you get muted for a month.

“human meat>>>>>>animal meat”
everskies users(non-ironically): that’s not funny at all, why would you joke about cannibalism.
*mass reports you*

*uses a font*
everskies users: YOU ARE ABLEIST!!!!!! People who are blind cannot understand what you are saying, please be respectful!!
*es users mass report you for being “ableist”*

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