Aqua Snap

The art of defecating in a body of water, such as the ocean, a pool, a spa, etc. Sneaky tactics are often required, especially in highly populated areas.

See also "Launching the Sub"

I was busting for a nard, so I dived down for an Aqua Snap.

Launch the Sub

The art of defecating in a body of water, such as the ocean, a pool, a spa, etc. When Humphrey floats up, it looks like a surfacing Submarine. Sneaky tactics are often required, especially in highly populated areas.

I jumped in the lake to launch the sub.