Ambisexual

A person who fists with both hands

Brian: Have you met that new girl, Sarah? She’s kinda quiet.

Karen: Yeah, she’s ambisexual. She really took me to pound town with both hands last night.

Brian: Wow, that sounds efficient.

Karen: Yeah, it was pretty relaxing.

road cookie

A cookie one consumes on the road, especially while operating a vehicle.

Jan ate a road cookie on her journey to Mars.