strap-on

a dildo with a strap or harness which will attach to the waist hips or groin. mostly used by lesbians and can be made out of leather or steel.

les1:hey hunni go get the strap-on.
les2:ok luv, shall u wear it or shall i?

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retard kitty

A really stupid kitty or cat who will act like it's retard owners by walking into doors, eating crap and shitting all over the floor.

man1:Ha ha! look at that retard kitty! its so stupid!
man2:ha ha yeah! hey thats connors cat!
man1: ha ha! connors a retard!
man2:ha ha!

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