Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was one of the worlds greatest composers of music during the 1,700's. His hobbies included making birdhouses, playing piano while exposing his anus, and making fart noises.
Many people considered him to be "childish" because of his making of fart noises and showing of his anus during concerts but this was just another way of him expressing himself.

Elderly Black Man: "FUCK MAN!!! Did that kid just pull off a Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart?"
Daniel Boone: "What a badass son-of-a-bitch"
Elderly Black Man: "He's even making the farting noises!"

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EAR-TITS

EAR-TITS is a word used by someone that is PISSED as shit! It's equivalent to someone yelling the phrase "Fuck you!" for three hours without stopping.

Kid: "QUIT BEING A FUCKING EAR-TITS DAD!"
Kids Dad: "OH MY FUCKING GOD! GO TO YOUR MOTHER FUCKING ROOM NOW! I NEVER WANNA HEAR THAT ASS SHIT LANGUAGE USED BY YOU EVER AGAIN!"

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Mozart

Mozart or Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, was a famous pianist and composer of the 1,700's but this is also used in "pulling off a Mozart" as in someone is playing the piano while exposing their anus and making farting noises.
This is oftenly thought of as badass among pianists and extremely challenging.

Man: "OH MY GOD! That little fucker is pulling off a Mozart!"
Elderly Black Man: "I just saw that awesome bastard do it like an hour ago!"
Man: "He must be going for the worlds longest Mozart!... EAR-TITS!!!"

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ROLLER COASTER RAPE ATTACK

ROLLER COASTER RAPE ATTACK is a pornography film released in 1973 about a woman with a penis for a leg who got trapped in a roller coaster and could not get out.
In the film she was raped because her penis leg was exposed and appeared to be VERY seductive.

ROLLER COASTER RAPE ATTACK is also a term used when flailing your arms about forwards and backwards in a matter where it's very easy to injure someones eyeballs and or mustache area of the face.

ROLLER COASTER RAPE ATTACK is also a sex position.

Girl#1: "BWRAAGGHHHH!!!"
Girl#2: "ROLLER COASTER RAPE ATTACK!!!"
Girl#1: "BWRAAGGHHHH!!!"
Girl#2: "ROLLER COASTER RAPE ATTACK!!!"
Girl#1: "BWRAAGGHHHH!!!"
Girl#2: "Ok, no I'm NOT doing that again..."

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Bungholio

The Great Bungholio known as the god of the Bungholes is inside of everyone, even non-believers in the Great Bungholio poss the gift of the bunghole.

Man - "The Great Bungholio MUST acquire his T.P.!"
Cornholio - "I am the great Cornholio! I need T.P. for my bunghole!"

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Poop Dollar

A prank or game played by placing poop on one side of a dollar, the dollar is then usually placed on the ground outside of a busy area which would have many people passing by. After that the people who made the poop dollar watch until someone picks up the poop dollar, after the poop dollar has been picked up the person who made it yells "POOP DOLLAR" and runs away as fast as they can before getting in trouble.

Boy1: "I'm fucking bored..."
Boy2: "HEY! I know what we can do!"
Boy1: "Drink cottage cheese mixed with root-beer?"
Boy2: "FUCK THAT SHIT WE'RE DOING POOP DOLLAR!"

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Grape

Grape is a term used in a comedic sketch from the sketch comedy group The Whitest Kids U' Know (or WKUK).

It is not to be mistaken for 'Rape'.
Nobody knows exactly what graping is, but we know it doesn't mean rape or preform any non-PG television action.

"I'm gonna grape your mom, your dad, you cousin, your uncle, and then I'm gonna grape YOU when you're tied to the bed post, and then I'm gonna grape you all in the basement FOR ALL OF ETERNITY!"

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