lexiconartist

1. a person who regularly invents or reinvents words and attempts to circulate these words among the masses

2. a regular contributor to The Urban Dictionary

Because of her lexiconartist ways, she made it a personal goal to convince as many people as possible that the definition of "penultimate" was actually "the most ultimate" because, to her, it seemed more befitting.

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cosmicit

uncanny, often repetitive coincidences that the people involved in cannot tell others about.

(stemmed from the English words 'cosmic' and 'illicit')

Dude. We both wore the same color shirt today and I'm in love with you even though you're married. Cosmicit.

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sexhausted

The immediate feeling of fatigue following sex, especially really amazing sex.

"Wow, that was sexhausting. Wanna smoke a cigarette?"

"I was gonna make him a sandwich afterwards but we were both way too sexhausted."

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