Christinas

An unintentional crimp or wave in your hair, usually at the back of the head where hair is the thickest and least visible to the eye. This occurs when a section of hair is missed while straightening.

Named after Christina Aguilera and her signature arm wave used when belting out a song.

Becca: Jenny your head is chalk full of christinas.
Jenny: Well it's just so hard to reach the back of my head.
Becca: We need to straighten those bitches.

Emily: Grace, do I have any christinas?
Grace: Oooo yeah is your straightener still on?

21👍 160👎

Jessicas

A small, unintentional crimp or wave in your hair, usually at the back of the head where hair is the thickest and least visible to the eye. This occurs when a section of hair is missed while straightening.

Named after Jessica Simpson and her signature arm wave used when belting out a song but not to be confused with the much larger Christina.

You've got some jessicas goin on back there.

53👍 235👎