offensive

1. Any joke in 2016.
2. Any comment in 2016.
3. Any sentence in 2016.

1. « What's your name ?
– Hugh Mungus.
– THIS IS SEXUAL HARASSMENT !! SO OFFENSIVE, OMG !! »
2. « I find the ambulance siren irritating.
– I'm a siren and I find this comment offensive. »
3. « What a beautiful day !
– I'm a bad day and I find this sentence offensive. »

hmid

"help me i'm dead". that's it.

Dank lord friend : Hey, did you watch this one cringe compilation video i sent you ?
Me : Yeah.
Dank lord friend : And so, what d'you think ?
Me : Well. hmid.

osef

French for "no one cares" (acronym for "on s'en fout" ; equivalent for "noc" and "nogas").

« Hé, tu savais que...
– Attend, j't'arrête tout d'suite : osef.
– ... Mais...
– N'y a pas d'"mais" ptn, osef !!! »

psued

Contraction for "pseudo-intellectual" with a funy spelling

deleuzian ? more like delusional psued lmao