Finger punch the baby box

The act of intensely inserting finger(s) into your mate’s vagina, resulting in a violent but much appreciated orgasm.

After drinking too much wine, Enzo blurted, Laura I’m gonna finger punch the baby box, which she detested but somehow yearned.

Ghetto Uniform

Generally a white T shirt (sometimes very long) and blue or dark jeans. Worn by youth in urban areas to make themselves look the same (uniform).

Miss can you tell me what he looked like?

I don't know, it happened so fast. He had on blue jeans and a white t shirt.

Uh, miss...there's about 100 guys out there wearing that, it's the ghetto uniform.

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Break a Window

When a high bill or payment catches you off guard and you compare it to the cost of having to pay for a broken window.

Nicole: We’ll take the check
Waiter: Here you go
Nicole: $200.00?!?! Damn, what did I break a window?

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Brick City Steak-stick

The practice of "cooking" a Slim Jim, or other dried meat stick, by using a cigarette lighter thereby giving it a nice smokey taste. Said to "taste just like steak ". Most commonly occurs withing the confines of an inner city urban setting.

Damn, Melvin's been cooking up that Slim Jim for ten mintues. That Brick City steak-stick gonna be banging

Dumplefuck

Having sex with a person you normally wouldn't choose to be with because you have no better option.

"Adrian's been striking out all night, if 2am rolls around and the bar closes, he'll have to hook up with that drunk big girl" "Oohh now that's a dumplefuck"

"I bumped into my ex today and she wanted to chat, I really can't stand her but hey....'ya know....dumplefuck"

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