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During the month of Febuary you have only five minutes per day to stroke your penis, as soon as you start your first stroke your time starts.
Haden: Jesus man you nut really fast
Spencer: Training for Five Minute Fap Febuary
Haden: Oh shit I forgot because of Just Take A Break January
When the need to seed overcomes your usual standards in woman. To the point where you would smash any woman despite mental stability or physical appearance.
Tristan: Hey Isaac so I hear you smashed last night
Isaac: I don't want to talk about it , it was a Shame Smash with Meredith
Tristan: That fat autistic bitch, damn bro you sad
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The term used to describe a person so gay that it was almost as if they were designed in a gay laboratory. Also used to describe the biggest faggot that one knows. Also a master of Faggatronix.
Mike: Should I add Jacob on snapchat?
Johnny: No dude, he is faggatron. Like he is beyond the acceptable level of gay.
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When you flaunt or force your wealth onto an unsuspecting victim without consent.
Officer: Do you know why you're getting arrested sir?
Toni: Nah bro, I was just showing her my rolex and asked if she wanted to whip it in my Audi
Officer: Yes sir that is flexual harassment
Toni: Damn dude, too much clout I guess.
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When your significant other (usually the woman) accuses you of cheating or being unloyal
Justin: Bro my girl asked for my snapchat password
Zach: Shit dude, code teal!
after the long grueling month of Destroy Dick December you can enjoy Just Take A Break January
after day 31 of destroy dick december i am ready to start just take a break january
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The vomit that is on his sweater already, thats mom's spaghetti. Usually occurs along with when your knees are weak and your arms are heavy. Could show that the person is nervous but on the outside they look calm and ready to drop bombs but they keep on forgetting what they wrote down and then the whole crowd goes so loud, the person then opens there mouth but then the words wont come out
This dude chokin' look at his sweater mom's spaghetti
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