Chicken Nugget

A common form of discipline first adopted by vexed American townspeople in the early and mid 19th century, to eradicate bank robbers and consisting of three basic actions done unto the criminal:

a. the criminal would be tied down, and his arms and legs removed by wood saw, becoming a 'nugget'

b. he would then be tarred and feathered, becoming a 'chicken' in addition to already being a 'nugget'

c. finally, he would be placed at the site of his robbery, and be made to squawk like a chicken, thus becoming a 'chicken nugget'. Oftentimes, the criminal would later be eaten by members of the community, completing the nuggetting cycle

More recently, this practice has been revived to punish noobs, posers, and virgin sluts, and the nugget is usually consumed at the local KFC by all of their past victims

e.g. #1
Towns person: You robbed our bank, you know what this means. Chicken Nugget Time!

Criminal: Please, please, please just kill me. Do anything, anything, pierce my urethra with an infected needle, anything, just don't make me into a chicken nugget... I'll suck your dick man...

Towns person: You have left me no choice. Prepare the saws. But wait, first... were you serious about the bj?

e.g. #2

Guy 1: bro! Why are you cutting off Jim's arms and legs, he was gonna answer all of our lab questions!

Guy 2: Dude, chillax. Jim isn't gonna die until I finish chicken nuggetting him. Besides, he was a total poser - he was only pretending to be smart. I can't wait to try him with Honey BBQ

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Don't Look Reflex

The compulsory reaction of looking in a direction when admonished against it.

Instances of Don't Look Reflex:

e.g. #1
Jimmy: Ok, I'm taking off my towel now... nobody look!

(Billy instantly swivels his head around)

Jimmy: What the hell, Billy, You are such a fag! Why would you do that?

Billy (in horror): I.... don't know..... Am I gay?

e.g. #2
Tour guide: And now we are approaching the lion's den, where my partner Tom is attempting to feed the... oh my gosh, people, DON'T LOOK!!!!

(everyone in the tour immediately looks)

Little Girl: Daddy, why are the man's arms and legs playing hide and go seek? And why is he feeding the lion pasta off his belly?

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