IT Move

Refers to the standing over a seated female co-worker with a low cut shirt who is staring at her monitor. Usually done when said co-worker has asked for some sort of computer help. The move allows you to stare straight down the low cut shirt without repercussion as you help them with their problem. Is usually followed by a conversation with male co-workers about the cleavage that was you just saw.

I just pulled the IT move on the new marketing intern. I swear I could see all the way to her belly button!

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DOMS

Stands for Dirty Old Man Syndrome. Is used to help justify ogling of younger women.

Did you see the new marketing intern in the low cut shirt? My DOMS was out of control; I just couldn't look away!

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