zititude

A communicable disease among zit-prone, pre-sexual wannabees, showing off the $500 chrome-plated woofers that command all their trunk space.

I almost managed to doze off during the second movement of Beethoven's 6th, when suddenly I was *pounded* by some status-deprived, harmonically-challenged drive-by bobble-head with a serious case of zititude.

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sulfart

An especially hellish smelling fart issued by someone who's recently digested a food high in sulphur content, eg onions. Similar to sulphur fart, except a sulfart can be so large that it often can NOT exit silently.

Oh gawd, did you HAVE to release that sulfart in this room while we're practicing our relaxing deep breathing exercises?

nukular perifulation

It's about when stuff like nukular bombs or yellow cake get spread around by evil doers.

"Yeah, I've thought about nukular perif-perifu... waitasec... nukular perifulation... whatever. It's hard. But I know it's a bad thing. It's a really bad thing, and it's just not good for the American people. And I'm gonna make damned sure Iraq stops doin' it, before it comes over here in the form of a big hairy mushroom cloud." --George W. Bush

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dubsdot

The "www." prefix for many urls.

I get tired of spelling out Double-U Double-U Double-U Dot. So I just cut to the chase and say "dubsdot" for whatever urls actually require the prefix.

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