lawbyist

1. Pernicious agent (salesperson) for the rich and powerful!
2. Similar in pronunciation and meaning as "lobbyist." However this spelling addresses the problem unforeseen by The Founders of the Constitution, that the legislative branch of the US government passes laws in the best interests of powerful lobbies instead of the people in the states and districts who elected them.

1.The lawybyist drove the Bush administration to address rampant telemarketing by creating a DO NOT CALL LIST, instead of an OK TO CALL LIST.
2. If special interest groups need to hire expensive agents, they're probably not 'selling' something to benefit the middle-class.
3. the lawbyist is most often employed by the plutocrat, which is why the rich get richer!

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megalotard

1. Grandiose mental retardation.
2. False pride exceeded only by one's ignorance or stupidity.

Archie Bunker, the character in the 1970's sit-com, "All In The Family" was a megalotard who boldly voiced his opinion about issues without having all the facts or fully understanding them.

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nerd-tard

1) One who is technically adept but otherwise quite stupid.

2) One who fancies himself a nerd but is actually technically inept.

The nerd-tard thinks a group of cellphones can pop popcorn.

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Stuptopia

1. Utopia for stupid people; the idyllic place where stupid people live.
2. Where stupid people hope to go when they die.

Sarah may not be smart, but she is definitely qualified to be president of Stuptopia.

scratch not itch want

1.Reference to the philosophy of self-indulgence, whether to deny or sate.
2.Statement of self-denial.
3.A description of the compelling desire for that from which one abstains.
4. For reasons of conditioning, faith, or pride, the human chooses to deny his instinctive responses to hunger, rage, lust, grief, fear, or even happiness, but suffers temptation as a result.

One should not deny his desires lest he scratch not itch want.

retarblican

1.A retarded republican (GOP). 2. A dupe for a republican. 3. One who lacks the wealth to be an “actual” republican, yet supports the policies that victimize him. 4.conservatard 5. republitard6. one who lacks critical thought; drinks the "cool-ade'

“Only a retarblican actually would believe the corporately owned media is liberal.” “The middleclass woman who is a member of the republican party must be a retarblican because it was the conservatives who opposed women’s suffrage.”

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fingenius

1) Derived from "fucking genius"
2) Primarily meant as a derogatory response to someone who has stated the obvious (duh!)
3) Proper reaction for anyone injured by doing something stupid like play real-life frogger (Darwinians).
4)Used to express genuine admiration for intelligence (seldom used).

The fingenius stuck his head in the tiger's mouth!