ass-wine

The fluid that leaks from ones' ass causing both discomfort and staining of the underpants.

I had to change my underpants twice yesterday due to the higher than average amount of ass-wine I was leaking all over them. Also: I was in discomfort.

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cameling

When you have to poop but there is no bathroom available forcing you to hold in your shit untill you find a suitable receptacle.

I was driving in from Seattle yesterday, had to take a big shit, but was forced into cameling it until I found a Denny's.

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