Hair Hurt

When you wake up after sleeping with your hair pinned against its natural direction of growth. The result being that the area of scalp where the hair shaft connects ranges from sore to moderately painful, lasting up to a couple of hours after waking. A secondary result is an unkempt appearance to the hair, which no amount of hand-licking and spit-slathering will fix.

I passed-out on the couch with my head against the arm and this morning I have a bad case of hair hurt.

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Aztec mask

Retaliation against Aztec warriors by lying on ones back, hiking one's knees over one's face, and releasing Montezuma's revenge all over their faces.

While in Mexico, Dan earned himself an Aztec mask by instigating a fight with an Aztec warrior after a night of tequila and street tlayudas.