bonobos

A very rare species of monkey in the Congo/Zaire area of Africa that is unusually hyper-sexual. They look like chimpanzees, and they do all kinds of horny stuff. These horny chimps are only available in a handful of US zoos, like the San Diego zoo.

When I went to the zoo the other day, I was a bit surprised and taken aback to see an x-rated monkey show going on. They call them bonobos but I'm thinking they should call them bonersnhos.

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drew brees

Drew Brees is the quarterback for the New Orleans Saints. The Saints acquired Drew Brees from the Chargers, who were chicken to resign him because of a previous shoulder injury. Charger's loss - Saints gain... big time.

Brees is like a cool and fresh breeze after the smelly play we had from Aaron Brooks. WHODAT!

Derrick: "You know, I really think the Saints have a great chance to win this year's Super Bowl. Drew Brees is just unstoppable. His passes are really accurate and he makes very good decisions."

Gavin: "Word - Saints all the way, baby!"

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once in an orange moon

Similar to once in a blue moon, except that this phenomena of an orange moon actually occurs every now and then when there's a lunar eclipse.

Jim: "Hey Kareem, do you ever get a chance to go to the movies anymore?"

Kareem: "ha, once in an orange moon man... a bit busy plus I can't really afford to anyways so I check out old movies from the library"

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makdoonaldis

McDonalds - as pronounced by people reading McDonalds spelled out with Arabic letters... it's hilarious, cuz if you go to Egypt you'll hear them saying McDonald's like this.

On a street in Cairo: trying to hail a cab.

Joe: Taxi! TAx!
Taxi guy: Yez how are you friend?
Joe: I'm fine.. Hey McDonald's please?
TAxi Guy: Eh? McDos? Say again baleez?
Joe: MickDonalds..
Taxi Guy: What? I'm sorry, can you baleez rayet here baber? *handing guy a pen
Joe rights it down - "see?"
Taxi Guy: "OOOooooh makdoonaldis - I am a very sorry, I'm sorry yez yez yez I know this one. OK, lezz go."

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zexual energy

Sexual energy that has been converted, through zen and mental control, to productive forces.

I decided to stop obsessing over Ashley. Now with all my zexual energy I will start a company!!

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library

An awesome place that is underrated in today's society.

Think about it - where else can you chill in an air-conditioned place, that's quiet, where you can read a cool mag or surf the net, where you can take a nap, check out movies, meet some friends for a game of chess or cards, read about whatever you like, get free bookmarks, talk to some fine librarians, walk around aimlessly, find out how glow-in-the-dark works..... and all for free!

Dude 1: "Man, it's hot and humid outside. There's nothing to do in here. Dang I'm bored."

Dude 2: "How about we go to the library?"

Dude 1: "Man that sounds boring."

Dude 2: "Seriously, just try it. I'll show you some cool stuff over there."

Dude 1: "OK... we'll see."

..............1 month later

Dude 1: "Hey man let's go to the library. Come on man get up."

Dude 2: "But we just came back from there 2 hours ago."

Dude 1: "Dude, that's a long time!"

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freewies

Freebies from the internet, or web (hence the w instead of b).
You can get freewies from many websites and companies, the big one being WalMart. Just go to a search engine and type in "free stuff" and voila, you got lots of stuff. But be careful, as some of them aren't totally free(i.e., be careful about surveys and freebies that take more than 3 minutes to get.)

Dude 1: "Where'd you get that t-shirt from man?"

Dude 2: "Oh, it one of the freewies I got online. I also got a pedometer, some grub, and a pen. Now I'm ready for the first day of school!"

Dude 1: "Sweet. Send me the links, yo."

Dude 2: "Aight, no prob."