Nerd-bully

When you are continually stopped in the hall and assaulted with inane, mind-numbing factoids that a very nerdy colleague thinks are witty and intelligent. He tells them to you, to impress you, but all it does is annoy you and you feel pressured to keep saying "yeah" and fake laughing right along with him, until he is finished with you.

"Oh my god, I was just accosted in the hall by Nathan for 20 minutes with more inane facts... I do have actual work to get done today! He's such a nerd-bully!"

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Beformance

Someone who has rushed to the theater on opening weekend to see the latest flick. Then acts out, in annoying detail, all of the best highlights of a movie before you've actually seen it. Giving away the plot and virtually every good part of the movie... ruining it for you.

Did you see Michael giving a beformance of the new Planet Of The Apes movie? What an ass! Thanks for blowing it for me... loser!