wooshka

The sound of a large, quickly erupting fire.

I was making chips when the pan caught fire. I poured some water into it & wooshka.

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chauffeur driven Mercedes

A euphemism for a bus

I take a chauffeur driven Mercedes to work every morning.

communist supermarket

A poorly-stocked supermarket with large amounts of empty shelf space.

This supermarket has so many empty shelves that I'd swear it was a communist supermarket

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Ferrari

A high quality variant of a particular item in which great pride is taken, but is never used for its intended purpose.

My mum has a Ferrari pair of scissors.

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Hank intersection

An intersection with seemingly unnecessary traffic lights.

Named after Hank Yarbo, character on Corner Gas who almost had traffic lights installed in Dog River after driving his pickup truck across traffic cables back & forth several times.

This intersection's like a Hank intersection

Toyota Hilux

Something indestructible

It’s the Toyota Hilux of laptops

Rockefeller Republican

Rockefeller Republican refers to a faction of the United States Republican Party who held moderate to liberal views similar to those of Nelson Rockefeller. The term largely fell out of use by the end of the twentieth century, and has been replaced by the derisive term RINOs. Many Rockefeller Republicans have since left office, being replaced by either more conservative Republicans or Democrats & left the party altogether, becoming independents & Democrats.

The Rockefeller Republicans were named after Nelson Rockefeller.

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