Rusty Parsnip

A very explicit sexual act. Usually used to describe when a vegetable is anally inserted,then eaten by someone other than the person that was inserted with the vegetable. Some people may have sexual feelings about "Rusty Parsnips".This sexual act is very common within the worldwide Russian community.

"Vlad, I'm feeling horny."

"I've got the carrot in my hand,baby."

"I'm ready for a Rusty Parsnip , make me scream!"

"Get ready,babe."

"Oh yeah,fuck yeah."

"Take it,сука."

"AHHHHH,OOOOOOOHHH YEEEEEEEEE!FUCK ME HARDER WITH THE CARROT!"

*Screams of vegetable pleasure*

"Now,that's the brownest carrot I've seen for a while."

"Take a bite,while I get wet."

*Bites into brown, feces covered carrot.*

"How does it taste,Vlad?"

"Fucking grim."

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Ringo Picker

Someone who likes to pleasure anus with their fingers, this could sometime refer to the extraction of stinking butt crusts. To pick the ringo, means to insert the fingers into an anus. Common slang in Wales, UK. Ringo Starr.

Jeffo: oiii cuzzy, what you been up to fam?

Big Al: mans been chilling with the bro's and all that..

Jeffo: you been ringo pickin your boyfriend?

Big Al: nah there aint no brown on my fingers.

Jeffo: stop lying you filthy ringo picker

Big Al: suck out fam

Eboner

A word used to describe a Sierra Leonean with an erection. Also used to describe a Liberian, or a Guinean with an erection. Primarily people who have an erect penis with ebola are known as having an "Eboner".

"YINKA! I get a hard oooon."

"Let me feel this Eboner,Jeffery."

"YINKA!YINKA!I AM CUMING, THE LIONS CAN HEAR ME CUMING!"

"YAAAAA, YINKA! YINKA"

*2 days later*

Jeffery is admitted to Freetown hospital with the Ebola virus.

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