Courtney Parking

A term coined in Oregon by state troopers and keizer police, Courtney parking is parallel parking where you are at least a foot from the curb.

Guy1: why is that car parked in the middle of the road?
Guy2: its not, they are just Courtney parking.

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courtney affair

Courtney affair is a term made famous from an actress. Its when immediately after a break up one of the ex's friends calls dibs on there ex's significant other and abandon their prior friendship for this person

Person 1: isn't derek Erica's ex?
Person 2: yeah but veronica ditched her friendship with erica so she can have Derek.
Person1: so Veronica is having a Courtney affair.....

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