A baby-adopting, high fashion, chateau-dwelling force of nature that has starred in hundreds of films and dated/been married to approximately half the population of Hollywood.
Formerly, "Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie."
Taiwanese village woman (TVW) #1: "I heard that Brangelina might be passing through here in a couple of days..."
TVW #2: "Quick! Somebody hide the orphans!"
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Jennifer Aniston's hit list:
1. Perez Hilton
2. Jessica Simpson
3. BRANGELINA!!!!
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