struning

Strun/struning, verb, from the Italian, "strunz" or "stronzo" meaning shit or little shits (i.e. "Morning strunz!", as one might greet a police officer walking the beat). Struning or to strun is the action of moving forward while shitting, as a goose might, so that the shit emanating from your tail-end actually produces a kind of parabolic jet trail. Your movement relative to your poop, plus your poop's velocity inside you prior to release, produces this effect.
Struning, pronounced stroo-ning. Try it people! : )

I was so sick from the lobster raviolis and the 12 pack of Pabst I consumed the night before, I woke up in a tub of puke, and almost found myself struning onto my bedroom floor as I ran to the bathroom, but thankfully I made it just in time.

The Jarius

1.The jarius was originally a way to formally walking around campus. It can be seen if you look up wire skeleton in google. Once you get to it. Turn all the settings up to their fullest. Then watch teh wire skeleton walk.

2. A way to express any emotion at random points in time. This definition is more commonly used.

"Hey Dylan!",Appu said.
"JAAARRRIUSSSS!!", Dylan replied
"Oh", comments Appu,"I know what you mean, brother."

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doobie

a rolled piece of tape, creating double-sided stickiness.

Why don't you use a doobie to hang the poster up?

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