ghetto squirrel

While driving in the ghetto at night: a small black plastic liquor store bag that crosses the street like a tumbleweed, which causes you to swerve thinking it might be an animal.

(upon swerving): "Jesus, what was that?" "Oh, just a ghetto squirrel."

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Lake WoBegone

Alter-ego of "A Prarie Home Companion" when you've had enough of that twangy music, dopey jokes and Garrison Keillor. A not-so-subtle hint to change the station.

"Oh, what's on, Lake WoBegone?"

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