wankathon

n. A long wank

"I wanked for a long time. It was almost a wankathon"

11👍 16👎

nonce

Used by prison staff, to explain the segregation of inmates who were convicted of sex crimes towards children and the other inmates

Not
On
Normal
Communal
Excercise

NONCE

Prisoner W23899 is a nonce.

1994👍 495👎

jaffatut

Literally excreting jaffacakes. This term originates from two individuals in the southern parts of England. Jaffa being the product name of JaffaCakes and TUT being the shortened version of tutty meaning shit.

what a jaffatut

what a jaffatatutting time

i need to jaffatut

14👍 3👎

iva

MaNNISH bULGARIAN

68👍 129👎

super fat hap sac

when a panacake feels horny towards a peice of bacon usually ending in greasy pancakes

#1oo look my foods having super fat hap sac

#2 look at the bacon and pancake having super fat hap sac

5👍 7👎

shoulder surfing

shoulder surfing is when someone looks over your sholder at an ATM to steal your PIN

He was sholder surfing when the copper spotted what he was up to and whacked him!

74👍 177👎

KNOB JOCKIE

somebody who loves the cock

patrick is such a knob jockie

43👍 14👎