milking

The act of extracting milk (semen) from your roommates while they are sleeping by jerking them off

Roommate 1: "Why the fuck is there semen all over my bed again?"
Roommate 2: "Cause I was up all night milking you! Haha."

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Wood Sugar

The always sweet (sometimes sour) milk of the loins.

Girlfriend: walks through the door, "my god I've had a rough day."
Boyfriend: sitting on couch, "awe I'm sorry babe, come over here and let me give you a little wood sugar."

Booming

The act of shitting so hard that you enter another spiritual dimension, similar to tripping on mushrooms

Between all of this coffee, high-fiber oatmeal, and beer, I'm going to be booming all night.

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Cuke

A smaller version of a penis

I would appreciate it if next time I pass out drunk you could refrain from flopping your cuke on my forehead

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