cockdoggie

A penis that resembles a cocktail frankfurt. Usually associates with the unwanted, eg. snatchcrackers.

His cockdoggie inside me felt like a sausage down a hallway.

snatchcracker

A vagina that is so dry that it has the consistency of a dry biscuit.

Fuckin' snatchcracker! It's like putting my dick in a packet of Ritz!

C&CL

Acronym for Cock & Cunt Loving. A crude way of describing sexual intercourse between a man and a woman.

I am going to give Carla some hot C&CL tonight.