Durst

Explosive diarrhea.

Hurry dude, I have to go to the bathroom to durst!

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closing the toothpaste

1. Slang for putting a condom on.
2. Somebody who doesn't go all the way on something.

1.
Guy 1: Man, Alicia said she won't have sex with me unless I start closing the toothpaste.
Guy 2: Oh that sucks man.
Guy 1: Yeah I guess I better go buy some condoms.

2.

Person 1: Should we hire Tommy?
Person 2: No. He's a really good guy but he just doesn't close the toothpaste.
Person 1: What do you mean?
Person 2: Well for example on this last business deal he set 10 goals for himself but he only completed 6.
Person 1: Oh okay.