IGC

International Girl Conspiracy. The IGC is an underground organization consisting entirely of women dedicated to making the lives of men a living hell. Also know as 5th-wave feminism. Their major targets are single heterosexual men over the age of 12. Their techniques involve blacklisting, misdirection, withholding sex, feigning PMS in additional to more diabolical methods.

Ashley and I were just starting to hit it off but then I was shut down by the IGC and now she won't answer the phone anymore.

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HMNR

1. An acronym for "High-Maintenance Non-Relationship". It refers to a relationship between two people of the opposite sex where one is dependent upon the other but there is no intimate or familial basis for the relationship between them.
Some also call it a "friendship".

2. A relationship a man has with a woman he isn't dating.

Julie called me five times last night cause her cat died. She's a great girl and all, but I totally have a HMNR with her.

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dude hive

A party or event where there are more male than female guests.

John's party was such a dude hive and I didn't meet a single chick.

dude hive

A party or event where there are more male than female guests.

John's party was such a dude hive and I didn't meet a single chick.

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pizza place

n.
1. Threesome sex involving two guys and a girl. From the title of the late 90's ABC sitcom "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place"

I'd love to have a threesome someday, but only with two chicks, I would never go for a pizza place.

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squeer

Both square and queer at the same time.

Oh my god, look at that turtleneck he's wearing, it's so squeer.

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friends with detriments

The opposite of friends with benefits. A close friend who relies on you emotionally but there is no physical intimacy Involved. See also: HMNR.

I've known Leila for three years. She calls me up to talk whenever she has a fight with one of the losers she happens to be seeing. I like her a lot but we are totally just friends with detriments.

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