Pung

A guy who has gross, pungent smelling, overly hairy testicles. Pubes are unkempt and tangled. May have film on them.

"Gross, that guy I thought was super hot turned out to be a pung, and I couldn't bring myself to go down on him."

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fur coat

When you take a huge dump that's so sticky it rips off some of your butthole pubes on its escape.

"Man, the other day I took a fur coat and it clogged my grandmas toilet."

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