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The guy who used to work as the Poughkeepsie Pigeons minor league hockey team mascot. After retiring, he kept the T-shirt cannon he used to use on his zamboni rides. He currently wreaks havoc with it at war reenactments by flankstankbeebeeing people.
You idiot, you were supposed to take Dirk off the email thread!
The place to be for all âspineless wondersâ, aka the super-whipped who will do anything for their partner at a momentâs notice
Mike, your last move clearly won Elle the game at everyone elseâs expense. You are certainly a member of the jellyfish club
A boy is given the chance to become a man by drinking the bitterest coffee or the blandest tea, but if he adds milk or sugar to either, the elders of the village shun him and make him feed the goats for life
Having heard it was time for the mancofteclause, Jimmy pooped his pants
Intentionally pronounceable gibberish; designed to make one try to find meaning in nothing
Dirk: How would you pronounce this? Is it a lost language?
Jimmy: It means nothing, itâs just owekadill.
In a shooting competition where competitors shoot a taxidermied and feathered animal, a competitor shoots the animal, which ruffles many of its feathers into the air, at which point the competitor identifies a particular feather that is flying through the air with a laser pointer to point out to the crowd that they will use for their next shot, and successfully shoots the same feather, to earn a bonus multiplier in the competition
A sensational afflaffagoo for Hoops McCann to end his turn, earning him quintuple points for the round!
When making a pizza pie, the point at which the shape of the tossed dough in the air exactly matches the shape of the chef's hat
Luigi: Mario! Look at the photo! It's-a quiuffskedinc!
Resembling a fractal at the surface; recurring patterns at progressively smaller scales but stopping at some point.
Many plants are fractalline in nature.