tec-9

An inexpensive, semiautomatic, high capacity 9mm assault pistol manufactered by intratec. Its shrouded barrel and large magazine in front of the grip give it its menacing appearance. because of its large ammo capacity, from 30 to 50 rounds depending on the clip, this weapon is favored by thugs, and criminals. It considered far too unreliable, heavy and inacurate for self-defense. Its most notorious use was the role it played in the Columbine High School shootings

Grab yo tec-9 so we can go blast those niggas!

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lindsay lohan

Proof that Paris Hilton's talentless whoreishness is contagious.

Lindsay Lohan should serve as a warning to others: Hang out with Paris Hilton and you'll become a talentless anorexic whore just like her.

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gauge

A system of measurment in which a higher number indicates a smaller size. Most commonly used for wires and shotgun shells (the gauge refers to the size of the pellets in the shell, not the shell itself), but can be used for anything relatively small

A 12 gauge is more powerful than a 20 gauge

A high gauge extention cord will set your house on fire

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joint

1. a hand rolled marijuana cigarette
2. old school slang for prison

The chronic in that joint was really bad, it made me choke

He got 30 years in the joint for armed robbery

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thump

A subwoofer (the speaker in a stereo that creates all the low notes and vibration) according to Snoop Dogg

"It sounds so viciously when tha thump in tha trunk go bump bump bump"
Snoop Dogg - Snoop D-O-double-G

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eminent domain

Formerly the idea that the government could buy your house and use the land for a road or school or park or something that bennefited the public. Recently redefined by the supreme court as communist style thing that lets the government take ur house and sell the land to Wal-Mart so they can collect more taxes

Eminent domain seems more and more like something only commies would do.

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nascar

An event in which big car-shaped billboards, bearing the names of hundreds of corporations, are somehow driven around a track at very high speeds by smaller, human-shaped billboards

I don't understand how NASCAR does it. How do they get those billboards to go around the track so fast?

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