Nick !

The second letter of the Greek alphabet. It can be assumed due to his athleticness and dedication to swimming, that he would be confident and an alpha male, but in fact, its the complete opposite. Nick is the type of boyfriend that lets his girlfriend carry him around, literally, not figuratively. Nicks kryptonite is anything that my 3-year-old cousin is scared of, such as bees, insects, spiders, and movies that require any use of the brain. Nick and his partner in crime, Yoav ! work together to spread stupidity across the world. Yoav is Batman whereas Nick is Robin, yet again the beta. The two are inseparable. The two rely on each other's brainpower to act somewhat human or as close as they can be. When Nick starts laughing his face turns into a different species, sometimes he looks like a monkey and the other times he looks like a shark, with down syndrome. Although Nick may seem like a beta, which I can assure you he is, he gets offended by everything like an alpha. So be careful if you insult him, he might get heated up and wiggle his fists around your face.

Yoav !: Do you wanna sword fight
Nick !: Do you want to?
Yoav!: Yeah I do, thank you very much.

Nick and Yoav procced to the bathroom. The rest of the story is up to your interpretation.