cheeto face

A nickname for Donald Trump.
Because his spray tan makes him look like a Cheeto.

November 9, 2016
Ghost of dead relative: Hey guys, what did I miss?
Me: CHEETO FACE JUST BECAME PRESIDENT
G: Ok, back to grave!

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biblical stain

a semen stain left by a nocturnal emission or ejaculation

I was cleaning Jimmy's room yesterday and I found a biblical stain on his bed.

D.E.A.R

drop everything and run (used as a subliminal message by excessive stalkers)

D.E.A.R Sami (Drop everything and run, Sami)
Blah blah blah

~the stalker

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lmaoshmbfoaidmc

Abbreviation for "laughing my ass off so hard my beret fell off and I dropped my croissant". Kinda like lmaoshmsfoaidmt, but instead used by french people.

Ami: *tells funny joke*
Me: lmaoshmbfoaidmc