Blard

A term used to refer to the expelling of banana peels from the anus. This is usually a completely random occurrence and it tends to happen at the most inconvenient times.

"Ah, yes! The job interview was going smoothly until I felt the blard slip out".

"Have you ever blarded before that? Or was it your first time?"

"No, It was my first time blarding.... it actually felt rather nice coming out".

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Blardification

Blardification refers to the extremely rare occurrence in which a banana peel shoots out from from the anus while attached to a rainbow string. It will grab any object that it finds whether that be a human being or a grand piano and suck it in (refer to blard). Only certified masters can blardificate, as it is too special of a happening for normal people to do it. It can also be used to get rid of people you don't like.

"Oh Samantha, Please don't hurt me! I promise I didn't slap Gabrielle yesterday!"

"No, I have had enough, Averi. I shall unleash my blardification powers on you and abolish you forever!"

"No-"

The ultimate master Samantha pulls down their pants and turns around. In an instant, a malicious-looking banana peel had shot out of their rear and had latched onto Averis face. She was sucked in and lost to the mysterious abyss forever.

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