Jonesy

Having a pre-planned sick day.

Wow, my "work allocated" camp bed is too lumpy, i'm going to pull a Jonesy.

farkwrit

the fresh solicitor who thinks he is the bees knees, yet constantly makes grammatical errors. He is often called a Ryan - because it's an annoying name.

That dude is such a farkwrit he reminds me of such a Ryan

farkwrit

the smart-ass lawyer who thinks he is top shit. Wears the same clothes daily and only has one weekend shirt. Also, a tight-arse who doesn't drink.

Damn that dude is such a farkwrit. He didn't even transfer me $1.30 for some bananas.