westerville

hot and cold on the same day. if your homework catches on fire or if your baby sister colors on it, you are expected to turn it in.

kid: where's my homework?
*kid sees baby sister coloring on it.*
kid: NOOOOOOOOOO!! I STILL HAVE TO TURN IT IN!
baby: ha ha ha funny

NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL
teacher: where's your homework?
kid: my sister colored on it!
teacher: well you still have to turn it in!
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kid: mom, what's the weather like today?
mom: it is 90 degrees outside but later it is 10 degrees outside.
kid: you know what mom, i REALLY hate Westerville.
mom: good for you sweetie.

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