Alanna

A kind, mother/father figure who is most likely your best friend. Alanna is a strawberry blonde, who is kind, funny and smart. She will protect her children at all cost. No. Matter. What. She is not always going to be there to stop you from making mistakes but she will always be there when you need help learning from them. Alanna isn’t to be underestimated as she can also be very badass and will tell you off if she needs to. Alanna is wiser than her years and very intelligent, yet very funny.

-Paige

Friend: why is alanna always so smart?

Alanna: you’ll understand when you are older, even though we are the same age.

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Granades

1st meaning:
A spelling mistake of grenades

2nd meaning:
Tallulahs mum's huge granades 😏😉

Imogen: granades 😡
Me: wtf are granades 😨
Tallulah: my mum has huge granades 😈

Demigirl

A member of the LGBTQ+, who doesn't identify FULLY as female, but classifies themselves half-female. The other half can sometimes be Non-Binary, but it really depends.
Their pronouns are usually, They/Them and She/Her.

Person: Who's she?
Me: It's them, and also THEY are a proud and beautiful, Demigirl!

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lily's pussy

Lily's pussy is....

C'mon did you really search this? You're fucking weird af, noob.

Weirdo: Searches lily's pussy...
Me: STOP YOU VIOLATED THE LAW!

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Suicide

Suicide is when a person has had enough of their life, to a point where they can't keep going, so they decide to kill themselves. Suicide isn't talked about enough, otherwise children wouldn't be dying, and parents wouldn't have to be crying. It's very sad, but it's also serious, it shouldn't be joked about, and unfortunately... Most people who commit suicide are bullied, and we need to take action towards this. Instead of teaching bullying at 12-14 teach it at 6-8. We shouldn't be afraid to let children know what's going out in the world, it just proves that it's really bad, and it's only going to get worse.

Please remember you are beautiful, amazing, talented, loved and above all, human. You are going to have bad days, you are going to have good ones, just PLEASE PLEASE... Please, remember to keep your head up king/queen, you've got lots to loose...
Call 0101123, if you are having suicidal thought, stay awesome, I love you.

Bully: Haha, they killed themself! What a coward.
Me: They have been through a lot more than you'll ever experience in your whole life, also if they're cowards, how are all suicide methods painful? And it takes a lot of courage to kill yourself.

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