Basic

(noun) A person who has failed to develop their own personal tastes, therefore has adopted boring, conformist, mainstream tastes.

See that girl over there wearing black yoga pants and nike running shoes yammering on about Kim Kardashian with that other girl wearing the same stuff? Yeah, they're pretty basic.

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All Lives Matter

A true statement which racist progressives refute.

Black Lives Matter. White Lives Matter. ALL LIVES MATTER

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labelosexual

A person who feels the need to precisely label their own sexual orientation in order to feel they like they have an identity.

Todd: At first I thought I was bisexual, but then thought I was homosexual when Jerry flirted with me, but then I read online and discovered I was demisexual, however now I'm starting to feel like I might really be pansexual, but after going on a date with Jerry, I think I'm still just heterosexual or maybe perhaps heteroflexible.

Me: You're a labelosexual.

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ad womanem

When a woman verbally attacks a man (because he's a man) instead of addressing his argument.

Shelly: 2 + 2 = 5.
John: No, Shelly. 2 + 2 = 4
Shelly: Stop mansplaining to me, John! That's just like a man. You misogynist.
John: You're using ad womanem attacks, Shelly.

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