Half heil Hitler

When you sit down on your knee and do the heil hitler. But with the forward hand, you're holding the hair of the your girl with your meat in her pussy. Similar to doggy style, but with a new twist. Recommended to patriotic people.

I found an amazing position to try tonight!

Which one?

Half heil hitler. It'll give us a feeling of complete World War 2 on the bed

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Oh God

The word western moms use when they're getting fucked, and asian moms use when they see their kid's life getting fucked.

Western Moms: 'Oh God, Oh God, Oh God,' keep fucking me!!

Asian Moms: 'Oh God,' when you'll learn and stop fucking your life!?

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Oopsie doopsie

When you were going for her pussy, but accidentally put your meat in her ass.

Josh: Umm... Why did Lucy break up with you?

Rick: Ah man, it was all my mistake. I did the Oopsie doopsie.

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Procrastination

A bad habit of delaying work or life or human touch or getting laid. But it has pro in it, so it feels cool to do it. And also, you have to be pro in it.

You: I didn't step out of my room today. Oh God, I procrastinate everything.

Me: Those wre rookie numbers, keep them up. You have to be pro in procrastination!

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