Butt huggers

A skirt that is so tight, it shows every last detail of a girl's butt. Often worn by Catholic school girls during Mass.

Person A: Did you see that girl's skirt? It's so fresh!
Person B: Yeah, if you like anorexic-tight butt huggers! It's okay to let your cheeks breathe every once in awhile.

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Poop on a stick

Used as an interjection when all other phrases are simply inadequate in expressing one's feelings.

Person A: Sorry, I can't come over and give you the math answers, my bulimic hedgehog just barfed all over my floor.
Person B: Poop on a stick.

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