Wertle

Snowflake word for retard. If you're too afraid to call someone a retard, call them a wertle.

"1+1=3"
"No, it doesn't, wertle."

Silly Willy

Silly Willy is so silly. Only call the silliest of willies, Silly Willy.

"Is that Silly Willy? He's so silly."

h

Definition 1: 'h' is used in messaging whenever both parties have nothing to say. h phenomenons can expand from a single letter h to several without a space. It cannot be an uppercase h as this is violating the silent contract signed by both sides unknowingly.

Definition 2: 'h' is used to symbolize the act of taking a deep inhale in text messages. A single 'h' is less common with these phenomenons, but it is still possible.

Example 1:
Person 1: Hi
Person 2: Hi
*Awkward silence*
Person 1: h
Person 2: h
Person 1: hhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Person 2: hhhhhhhhh
Example 2:
Person 1: What should we do about this?
Person 2: hhhhhhhh I don't know.