Jizz Loogie

When you blow it in her mouth and she hawks it back out like a loogie.

We're getting a divorce because she spit a jizz loogie in her hand and threw it at me!

Cumonia

When she chokes on your load and inhales some, subsequently developing pneumonia because of this.

I'm so sorry last night I gave you cumonia. I told you it's been a while and that was a big load you choked on!!!