Where's the warning?

Question asked by viewer when something offensive, fugly, unpleasant, or in any other way unwanted appears on television without any of the usual program warnings

* Kevin Rudd appears on the news *

Dude: Where's the warning?

China Syndrome

To be hit with emails from your boss from the other side of the world when he's supposed to be on holiday

Dude 1: "Jesus H, that's the fourth email he's sent me today"

Dude 2: "Yeah, I know, everyone's getting them, he's got China Syndrome again"

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Riewoldt

To dive on the ground and generally carry on like you've been molested by an 800-pound gorilla in order to get a free kick, preferably five yards out straight in front (a "skill" exemplified in Australian Rules football by St Kilda captain Nick Riewoldt)

"Their full forward chucked a Riewoldt at the start of the third quarter and now we're a goal down!"

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